Hooray! Peace in our time.
Alright, I fucking hate sexuality food analogies, especially cake ones (for obvious reasons!) but it seems like the asexual community doesn’t understand a word you say unless it is some kind of fucking analogy. So here we go.
Imagine you are a very serious, very…
I’m sorry, do I need to simplify it even more?
BREAD. CAKE. NOT. CAKE. BREAD. CAKE. SANDWICH.
GRAY. ASEXUAL. NOT. ASEXUAL. GRAY. ASEXUAL. SEXUAL.
ok, i’ll simplify my response for you too.
YOU. ARE. AN. IDIOT. STOP. TALKING. ASEXUALITY. IS. A. SPECTRUM. BY. ERASING. GREY. ASEXUALITY. YOU. ERASE. PEOPLE. IN. OUR. COMMUNITY. SO. SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.
Title: Sing Us A Song At Sunset
Word count: 2,009
Warnings: Major Fluff, like, you will probably get cavities
Summary: Dean’s been pining for the man who plays at the piano in the Roadhouse every Thursday. Too bad it’s already been two months and still no luck.
Fox News headlines v. real headlines, part 2425183.
The brunette part is really important.
Fun fact, our hair color reveals our place in pansexual society. Blondes are our record keepers. The great librarians, they collect, analyze, store, and distribute information to the rest of us. They are blonde because they reflect the light of knowledge. Those with Black Hair are our inventors. They investigate, produce, and teach new technologies so that we may thrive in future times. Their hair is black because of their frequent dives into the void of the unknown. Burnettes are our ambassadors. They interact with people, plants, and animals, forging bonds that can protect us when we are threatened. Their hair is brown because of their deep connection to the earth.
And as for redheads.
You don’t want to know the purpose of the Red Heads. But may their hellfire consume our enemies.
Hello yes don’t let anyone tell you brown eyes aren’t beautiful because I really love brown eyes like they remind me of warmth and chocolate other things that make me happy and I assure you there are millions of people who agree so don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.
The evolution of the English language
"It’s late, Castiel. Still not sleeping? Do you want me to sing it again?
Alright, close your eyes. This is the last time.”
Hey look I did more fanart for my fic Blackbird Fly. Surprising no one. Cas needs some hugs. We all need some hugs.
taking off your clothes like
the picture won’t load but I assume this is “surprise bitch”
i hope im not the only one seeing a rotating figure teleport out of her clothes in a circular formation because if not this is some gronk ass acid
are you hurting the one you love?
you’d like to stay in heaven but the rules are too tough
if you’re my friend and i have your phone number and you get a phone call from a business asking about hiring me just roll w/ it because i put you down as a reference lmao